My stats page is mostly filled with typical sex searches, but yesterday morning I found this little gem buried way deep down.
Someone likes a supernatural cock, apparently.
Fuck if I know how they got here to my secret sex blog, though. Until this very second, I’ve never uttered — or written — the words “ghost” and “penis” together. I don’t even think I’ve written “ghost”!
Uh oh, now I’ve done it. All the ghost fuckers out there are gonna come banging on my door. GHOST PENIS GHOST PENIS GHOST PENIS. No wait, I should be saying Beetlejuice 3 times.
In any case, what are some of the weirder search terms that bring folks to your yard? I always love seeing what you guys have to deal with. People are just so damn weird!