I wake up feeling sassy.

The fact that I have no sexual partner right now does nothing to quell my libido. I just woke up and my first thought was, “I wish someone was here to see this.”

Then I remembered I have this thing called a blog filled with people who actually would appreciate a sexy morning pic of me.

So, get ready, y’all. I’m gonna use and abuse you for my exhibitionistic pleasure in lieu of The Neighbor or any real live man to whom to send these salacious snapshots.

I hope you don’t mind!


44 thoughts on “I wake up feeling sassy.

  1. I just read your last post and I just want to pop champagne!
    Yeahhhh. FREEDOM! More YOU and your kid time. More being your fabulous self and letting other people embrace it.

    And, you’re beautiful. Any guy is lucky to get all of that in the picture, and if he knew just how awesome and caring and giving you are…that’s as rich as it gets.

    I don’t mean to sound Oprah-esque, here are some things you can do to keep healing and moving on (just do a whole bunch of things):
    Join clubs. Maybe you’ve been blogging for a while and you’re finally ready to take this to the next level and learn how to really “write.” Give yourself an incentive or motivation and enter a writing contest, do free-lance, or think about publishing (because girl, you’d blow 50 Shades out of the water). Watch old black and white movies, find some disco and funk records to listen to, read Lolita by Nabokov, teach yourself how to do something (youtube it. i.e. sewing, cutting your own hair, changing the oil on your car, etc.). Jump the fence and climb up a private rooftop to give you the perfect view of the city, eat at that new restaurant you’ve been eyeing, work harder than you ever had at work, volunteer/do community service, get into the arts, call and talk with that relative you haven’t seen in a while, be the best friend you want to have, be involved in your girlfriends’ dreams and aspirations, or be the most kickass mom ever…and other things.

    I’m so happy for you, it’s kind of weird. haha.

    • Aw, Thu, thank you so much! I’m already doing a lot of those things. Softball, volunteering, working hard, reinvesting in mothering, reaching out to friends, etc. I’m feeling better than I have in weeks :)

      Your thoughtful, kind words lift my spirits. You rock! xx Hy

  2. I just saw this picture of you! HY!!! You must be high if you think you aren’t sexy or beautiful! Look at that sexy navel….mmmmm the things I would do to you. You have a beautiful body and a sexy mind. Hard and fast would be round one…round two would involve licking and sucking and then more hard and fast. You just don’t know girl!

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