I’m not really wondering that. It’s a joke. And just an excuse to share my tits with my Internet Boyfriend.
June Christy and my comfy cafe seat couldn’t keep me from sneaking off into the bathroom to take a quick pic. It was cold in there. I now regret not pulling the lacy cups down to let my goosebumpy flesh out for all to see, but there is plenty of time for that in the future. Plenty o’ time.
In other news, I officially ended things with The Neighbor on Monday. — Yes, I’ve couched this earth-shattering news in a lousy boob-pic post. — But, there it is. It’s done and I feel lighter than I have in months. I will share the details later in a proper post. The gist is he didn’t impress me with how he handled what I had to say. He cried again. Twice. I felt the age gap.
For now, I want to leave you with a line of prose I thought of today while sitting across from a woman who was drawing something in her lap. A beautiful soul, she is. I’ll likely never have cause to use this line in anything I ever write, so thought I’d share it now.
“She held the Tupperware lid into her middle and split herself like a cracker does wedged into a round a cheese.”
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You are gorgeous inside and out. Hugs!
Thank you much!
Holy Shit! That is some news … I am so happy you feel “lighter”. [ Is lighter “better”? I sure hope so] Whatever the fallout, I honestly believe you are on a better road … maybe not as sexually stimulating for the first few miles, but a lot less bumpy, and when you get into overdive, the sex will be amazing! And maybe the love will, too.
xoxxo
Mike
P.S. Love the bra (and what’s in it)
Ha, yes, “lighter” is better. I am still breathing and functioning unlike 3 months ago. In fact, I have the upper hand and it’s a nice feeling for a change. Plus, I have a date with that hot law student (now it’s Friday, my softball team made the playoffs tomorrow). And even if things don’t work out with LS I’ll still be fine.
Thanks for the kind words, as always, Mike. xx Hy
As I read the comments and your responses, I can’t get over the difference from “last” time. You are Gibraltar! I’ve very happy for you and very proud of you.
Thanks, Mike. I’m not shitting you when I say I’m really fine this time.
now I’m getting goosebumps
xo
You rock. Anyone that says otherwise, they can deal with me.
Oh, and not sure about the boobs… need to see more of them before I can comment on that. ;)
Haha well, thank you! And I promise you, Dave, there will be plenty more boob pics! xx Hy
Do I get to define what “plenty” means? ;)
Sure!
::blinks::
That’s not what I expected to hear… most of the time, the response I get to any question of me defining anything is “hell no”.
I’m reserving the right to define that until after I sleep on it. ;)
Do whatever you like :)
Holy hell. There are so many ways I could interpret that. I’m blinking again. ;)
This is what a confident woman does to a man.
1 – Beautiful picture
2 – Yes, there will be more time for goosebumpy flesh
3 – Lighter is always better. We love our burdens, but love ourselves when we drop them.
4 – Tell him in less than 15 minutes. Rip the band-aid off all at once.
5 – Good luck.
I’m confused about 4 and 5. I did the deed already! :)
I LOVE THAT BRA!! Also, glad to hear the news you shared today. You are fabulous.
Thanks, girl ;)
“I felt the age gap.” No, you simply saw the difference in maturity.
And I’m glad you demoted him to a footnote, somewhere less important than your goosebumps.
You will be fine, even if LS does not fill the gap in your soul. Be kind to him, you have a lot of soul to look after.
Fair enough, Nick, though with him, it is an age issue in my opinion. He has plenty of scope and history to be a more mature man. And yes, less important than my goosebumps. I hadn’t really thought about the relevance of me footnoting him until now, but you’re right. I have other things on my mind. Like my fucking tits :)
I “have a lot of soul to look after”??
I agree with Nick how awesome it is that TN was written as an afterthought. So cool! And I agree with everyone else how different you are from last time. Wow, Hyacinth. Wow.
Night and day different :)
Yay.
So…does that mean we (IBF) have you all to ourselves, now? ;{D
Pretty much!
OH MY GOD.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.
That is some news!!!
Waiting to hear all about it, and I am here for you. This can’t have been easy but the fact you feel lighter is such a win! I am yet to reach that place…
lots of love
India xx
Actually, it was 100x easier than last time. I’m resolute :). Thank you for your gracious support, girl. You can do it, too, you know! xx Hy
Dear Hy
I’m glad you’re moving on if its not what you want or need right now in your life. It made me smile that news of TN was a second fiddle to those nice boobs! :) Jump back in to your vibrant life and have fun!!!
Xo
Ginger
Thank you, Ginger, I’m gonna do my best. And truly, I feel great about this. Definitely the right thing to do :) xx Hy
Good (the break up and the boob pic. Cute bra)
Thank you, CC!
I think you are absolutely amazing inside and out!! I’m having relationship troubles of my own at the moment, and your posts brighten my days and inspire me in my own efforts. I feel like you’re my friend :) I’m waiting with baited breath to hear about TN!!!!!!!!
Wow, Eva, thank you so very much! I’m glad to know my posts resonate with you :)
Your boobs make your internet boyfriend look horny.
Also? About time you owned your part of the “relationship”. That crying shit? Crocodile tears. Somewhere out there is a guy that can appreciate AND satisfy you. Don’t sell yourself short ever again!
Whose crocodile tears? My part? ‘Splain, please.
TN crying when you ended things with him. He may have been genuinely shocked, but he’s also hoping you get suckered in to how “hurt” he is. Worked for me once.
There’s no such thing as a lousy boob pic post.
Haha :)
Sorry to hear about the breakup. And, um… yes… your boobs are fabulous.
Thanks to both!
Long may your boob flag wave! Another way to think about things is that now you know yourself better than you did and that makes your next choice a better one and thus a happier you…it’s my self-comforting theory ; ) I’m happy you feel good – I don’t want you to mark yourself. Give Peyton a kiss and tell him he should be proud of his mom. Love to you, Jayne
It’s a good self-comforting theory!
It’s going swimmingly still so far; haven’t fallen off the wagon. I really think that ship has sailed. xx Hy
I’m sad at the loss – I’m always sad at endings though…even when they’re good.
I do know a girl named Peyton but I automatically said “him” even though I don’t know what sex your child is.
No worries :) I know lots of both named Peyton.
I’m not going to lie. I still want it to work out with TN. But the boob pics help.
I’m curious as to why?
Congrats on your decision. So glad your happy and content with it. Never apologiize for a boob pic..lol.
Haha thanks and duly noted!
haha…I agree, that’s one thing you should never apologize for. Anytime you get to see/share boobs, it’s a good time :)
You look sexy and devastatingly beautiful, as always. As long as you feel good about your decision, that’s what matters. Always follow your heart, and do what you need to. I have never regretted following my heart, and I know you won’t either. You are an amazing person, and you deserve the best.
“Chesty,” not fat.
Lovely!
Thanks, HH!
Lighter because you have finally exhaled……hope every breath is sweeter from here on out sexy!
Good news and a great pic!
Ok, I have been stealth reading your blog for months (having ended a very serious relationship and embarked upon my own dissolute life) and I have to ask – what brand of bras do you wear? Because while you clearly have great breasts, the bras are pretty cute, too.
I love Elle MacPhearson’s line, but this particular bra is from Chantelle. And thanks so much!!
nice!!!!!! i need more photos
They’re under the topic “pics”.