This marks the first time The Neighbor and I deliberately collaborated on an image. The last pic with him in it was something I did spur of the moment. Today he came over before work because I told him morning light in my room was the best.
As he rolled down his sleeves and I finished up brushing my teeth he said, “I think the picture will look better with the sleeves down.” My heart clenched a little at that.
It was awkward at first so I took a couple of random shots. He began to see how the image was different from real life and he made adjustments. For example, scrunching my breast in his hand — something he loves to do ordinarily — destroyed the shape and made it almost unrecognizable. I also felt shy doing my “selfie thing”, I mean, who normally arches for a picture like they’re a supermodel except for supermodels??
Also, big news, everyone! Next week marks the 1 year anniversary of Boobday! HOLY SHIT!! So, in honor of that, it will be a very special theme suggested by Escapist Girl. It’s with some chagrin and lots of embarrassment that I’ve chosen to use it, but it seems somewhat fitting.
4. Hyacinth – Maybe you can do this on your blog anniversary? Since I started reading your blog last year I have taken about a hundred selfies trying to copy your shots – thinking maybe I can look that good (like you). Haha I’ve erased most of them and have since realized my boobs are not photogenic at all. But I am pretty sure most of your readers have tried this! You will probably say Boobday is not about you and while I will agree – this theme sounds like fun :)
I happen to whole-heartedly disagree with her that her boobs aren’t photogenic (it’s literally impossible!), but I do think her idea is a terrific one, if not a little humbling for me.
Therefore, next week’s one-year anniversary theme is HYACINTH.
Aaaaaagh! I just died of embarrassment a little!
I’ll share some of my secrets with you, so as to possibly eliminate any frustrations:
- sometimes I use the Afterlight app on my phone. It seems to read my mind and I always get the image I’m hoping for
- other times I just take advantage of soft, ambient sunlight, not harsh, artificial lights
- there’s also a trick in holding my phone. I switch the camera to face me on the screen of my phone so I can see the framing, then I hold the phone between my pinky and index fingers and tap the shutter button with my thumb. It allows for a more stable base and I can capture the best angles
Have fun with this one, everyone! I’m not really sure what “Hyacinth” means to all of you, but I surely look forward to what you come up with!
an attached pic
a sentence about why you chose this particular photo
if you want to be anonymous or not
a hyperlink or URL to your Twitter handle (if you have one)
a hyperlink or URL to your blog post (if you have one and post, it must have my Boobday banner and a link back to me and only posted on Friday)
Emails sent to me with all of this info plus the theme will be given preferential treatment. I will not look up links.
My HANDS tits:
I have always loved TN’s hands. Probably because of that myth about the size of a man’s hands and his penis size; his are wide and sturdy with fingers only as long as my own. It’s like his hands are a joke on the world because he packs a bunch of big inches in his sexy shorts. Take that, world!
NOT my HANDS tits (click on images for any click-thrus!):
I love this bra. I love my wedding ring. I love my boob (today, at least). I love Boobday. :-)
More than a handful.
I didn’t have ‘hands’ available, so I disguised my right hand and took it out on my boob.
We’ve put a Boobday post on our blog with this caption: “Excuse the quality, it was grabbed (pun possibly intended) in haste on the camera phone,” and linked to you. Attached pic anyway for your viewing pleasure. :)
Ok, here goes: my tits, my hands & at this moment, MY gorgeous cock, MY cum on my tits! ;)