Lovers

These are posts that are pertinent to my affairs, trysts, and relationships.  Not all of them depict a sexual encounter.  Go to the Chronology tab for the pervy stuff.

All names are pseudonyms except those that aren’t.

Current Lovers

Internet boyfriend (a.k.a. IBF) – this is the mysterious, all-encompassing boyfriend that is you and everyone else who reads this blog.

  • He is kind, loving and knows me inside and out. He is patient and wise, but also loves to hear the gritty details of my dissolute life.  He isn’t jealous, but he is protective and wants only the best for me.  He is my champion and always happy to get a sext from me, always willing to come over (if only he could) to fuck  me till I’m inside out, always willing to listen any time of the night or day.  His support is inexhaustible, his humor droll, his intellect sharp.  I need him in my life as I learn to walk again as a woman and a sexual being.

#29 The Neighbor (a.k.a. TN) – 9 years my junior, the man whom I love. At first we weren’t  “together” because I fulfill all of his Deal Breakers: I was married, I’m too much older, and I have a child, but now it’s a little different.  He’s worried about disappearing from Peyton’s life if we ever break up.

Click here to read from the beginning or here to read posts only about him in whatever order you choose.

Or click on some of my favorites below:

Blog Lovers

These are the people that fell across my path during the life of this blog. Jason, Phillip, Kevin, and The Neighbor were the original four.

#27 Jason (10/11) – 11 years younger, a PhD student.

#28 Phillip (10/11) -9 years older than me, a business man who fucked the shit outta me.

#30 Casio (12/11)– Lame-O, but goddamn he had a purty body.

#31 Kevin (1/12) – 11 years my junior, a braniac. He has a girlfriend with whom he hasn’t shared his bisexual tendencies or his desire for kink. It’s extremely casual, whenever he can get away. His dick is ridiculously pretty, but he complains about his abs hurting after our trysts, doesn’t like to fuck after a meal or after 8:30 pm.  I think he’s secretly 75.

#32 Bulldozer (1/12) – chick with mocha colored skin and big, juicy lips.  She used me and Kevin and skipped out with a smile on her face.

#33 Tuesday (3/12) – dude caught in the crossfires of my desire for The Neighbor.

#34 Beefcake (a.k.a. Beefy, but nerdy) (7/12) – a few months younger than me, tall and beefy, but nerdy with lots of tattoos.  I never really heard from him again.

Pre-Blog Lovers

These are the people I slept with since I left my husband and started my new sexual journey.

#0 Jimmy (9/10) – ex-lover who got an epic blowjob.

#1 Matt (10/10) – 4 years younger, a pudgy, ADD, dental student who took advantage me.

#2 Ethan (10/10) – 4 years younger, a contractor who liked to make big promises he had no intention of keeping.

#3 Dave (11/10) – 2 years older, a single dad with whom I never really felt a lot of chemistry for, but I went for it anyway.  We dated for 3 or 4 months before I decided I was bored.  I introduced him to Lina and to my knowledge, they’re still dating today.

#4 Troy (11/10)–  2 years older, he loved to suck cock. We dated non-monogamously for about 8 months ending all communication in November of 2011. We had several group sex experiences together. He’s the 4th person ever to make me orgasm. He’s the most He used to be the most talented lover I’ve ever had, but also the cruelest human being I’ve ever known.

#5 Alan (12/10) – 35 years younger, a dude who looked like a dockworker.  I told him I needed a savage fuck, he said, “Come on over.”

#6 Jack (12/10) – 10 years younger, he identifies as pan-sexual. He fucked me and Troy several times with various other partners, but then schedules got in the way and we drifted apart. He’s a Dom with a loving streak. I’m still friends with him and his fiancée, Emma.

#7 Dan (1/11) – a couple of years older than me, he was an old high school crush who came through town and stayed at a swanky hotel.

  • I poured champagne on my tits

#8 Emma (1/11) – 18 yo at the time, I felt like Mrs. Robinson but a dirty, filthy one.  It’s no fun fucking someone to whom you could be their mother.  She was great, though.

#9 Zed (1/11) – a couple of years younger than me and the best friend of a graduate school friend of mine.  He wore tweed the first time I met him and was a killer kisser.

  • I wish his dick matched his bravado

#10 Lina (2/11) – 11 years my junior, a sociopath.  I loved how accessible she was to me (she was always up for fun), but she was cruel and an unapologetic racist.

#11 Geoff (3/11)  – 30-something dude who shaved his whole body and whose big cock never stood up, it just pointed down and to the side.  He was fun, then he disappeared until he brought Ross over for a disastrous MFM.

#12 Tennis Pro (3/11) – a year or two younger than me, 6’2″, gorgeous.  When he saw me in the coffee shop I could see him catch his breath.  He was uncut.

  • I won’t let you cum on me on the first date, but you can fuck me on the second

#13 Giant (3/11) – 10 years my junior he was 6’6″ and nerdy.

  • I’ll ask you if you want a bologna sandwich with Cheetos

#14 Beautiful Kent (3/11) – a couple years older than me, 6’1″, he was the color of a coffee bean and built like a track star.  He had a graduate degree, loved his mother, and his teeth flashed white like a shy little boy with a first crush.  I teased him about being a tripod because his cock was magnificently huge and he claimed to have been a scrawny little teenager.

#15 Ross Smith (4/11) – the nice friend of Geoff who got his rocks off on my balcony after the shittiest threesome ever.

  • I discovered why straight men suck

#16 Lou (5/11) – early 30s, 6’ish, skinny as hell, but had a 7 incher.  We fucked only twice because the second date he accidentally slammed it into my asshole.  TWICE.  And not only did he not apologize profusely in the moment, but he didn’t even text to make sure I was ok the next day.

#17 Mensa (6/11) – 2 years younger, a man who claimed to be in Mensa.

#18 Hunter (6/11) – late 30s, 6’4″, charming as all fuck.

#19 Ryan (6/11)- late 20s, he was on the DL with his other female lovers, but I got to see him suck cock.

#20 Becky (7/11) -barely past drinking ate, Ryan’s girlfriend.  She had the figure of Brittney Spears and a sweet disposition.  She loved my body.

#21 Pianoman (7/11)

#22 Jake (8/11)– He got a surprise.

#23 Roy (8/11) – 4 years younger, a special ops kind of guy. We first met the end of the summer of ’11. He’s pudgy and has a less than average sized dick, but his big personality, generous nature, and self deprecating humor got me to fool around again.

#24 Max (9/11)- My birthday present.

#25 JohnJohn (10/11)

#26 DeRouge (10/11)

 

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